Mummy: Emily, why are you putting your hands in your trousers? Emily: Because there are biscuits in there. Yes, that’s where everyone keeps there biscuits. It’s all the rage in […]
Whilst watching the Red Bull Stratos: Free Fall From Space (man jumping out of a balloon at the edge of the stratosphere): Mummy: “Emily look, the spaceman’s about to jump […]
Watching Jamie Oliver’s 30 Minute Meals: Daddy: “Emily, what does Jamie Oliver cook?” Emily: “Pasta” (he’s actually cooking duck and a chocolate mousse) Some time later whilst cooking the chocolate […]
A double decker bus is a “Two Bus” and they’re always orange … supposedly.
Blackberries are dirty fruit … supposedly.
The Cookie Monster eats pasta … supposedly.